Funny Jokes

I love funny jokes! Sometimes I’ll spend hours with my friends telling funny stories and short jokes; they never get boring!

Today I’ve got some extracts from short rude jokes sites…

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969. The other points his thumb behind him …

And of course…

One Tequila… two Tequila… three tequila… FLOOR!

Another funny joke…

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.

For the last dirty joke…

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask a question. The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, and stopped just centimetres from a shop window. Driver: ‘Don’t ever do that again. You scared the heck out of me …

Thats all for today, I’ll be back soon with some more humor. In the mean time you may want to check out this funny jokes video!